The Joy of Making Lamp Shades

Isn't it ironic for a mother who devoted her whole life to her sons and persecuted the daughter because she believed daughters were soon married out of the family, to find her sons ignoring her in old age? Isn't it even more ironic to learn that no matter what great heights of corporate fame and fortune we could have scaled in life, we are forever as naked as the moment we were yanked from our mothers' vaginas? Bred in third world filth and poverty, our fears have never been that of being poor but what would become of us if we got rich. My greatest fear was much more primitive, that the bogeyman lurking the shadows will scythe my manhood and vanish with the family jewels forever. Years later, I might find a lamp shade made from my foreskin being sold in a Ginza boutique. Ask any virgin kampong boy what he fears most and he'd be lying if it's not losing his manhood.


-----Original Message----- From: Larry Chang Sent: 08 June 2006 18:46
Subject: Re: DR. CHANG - CHIEF OF PEDIATRICS


Hi Henry:

Aiya thanks! We’re still eyeing the Azimut boats and they do look beautiful. Very expensive though and if I can pay less taxes, then maybe – ha ha.

Hey now come on.. Everyone wants you to go back for ReU this August so you better come back eh? How often do you get to go back to a 50th yr old anniversary in your life? Just one. Better buy the tickets before they run out! The ASS group in KK are working so hard planning (while munching away), that we have to make sure the work is not wasted.. So let’s go.. Buy the tickets.

Larry

-----Original Message----- From: Alice Chin Sent: 09 June 2006 01:04
Subject: Re: DR. CHANG - CHIEF OF PEDIATRICS

Well said Larry!

MS, you bloody Indian you better don't go against your "Chief".

SL


-----Original Message----- From: Peter V. Y. Lo Sent: 09 June 2006 02:40
Subject: Re: DR. CHANG - CHIEF OF PEDIATRICS

... Or else your chief will scalp your joy pee and make lampshade.

Pete Lo












-----Original Message----- From: Alice Chin Sent: 09 June 2006 03:18
Subject: Re: DR. CHANG - CHIEF OF PEDIATRICS

MS,

I wonder whether you still have Joy Pee?

SL


-----Original Message----- From: Yap Chi Chie Sent: 09 June 2006 04:41
Subject: Re: DR. CHANG - CHIEF OF PEDIATRICS

check it out loh..



-----Original Message----- From: Henry Wong Sent: 09 June 2006 03:26
Subject: Re: DR. CHANG - CHIEF OF PEDIATRICS

Haa haa.......

Maybe Dr. Chang's scalping is skillful enough to make a 3 men tent?




-----Original Message----- From: Alice Chin Sent: 09 June 2006 07:23
Subject: Re: DR. CHANG - CHIEF OF PEDIATRICS

MS,

What? U've so much joy pee "Fin Loi Fin He" Kah? I think you better ask ur chief to do smthg abt ur joy pee!

SL



-----Original Message----- From: Henry Wong Sent: 09 June 2006 08:24
Subject: Re: DR. CHANG - CHIEF OF PEDIATRICS

SL,

My Joy Pee lies over in KK,
My Joy Pee lies in Sembulan,
My Joy Pee lies over your pillow,
Please bring back my Joy Pee to me.

MS.


Daniel Ho wrote:

HE, HE, HE!!!

How did we get here??!!!!





On 6/10/06 11:49 AM, "Alice Chin" wrote:

MS,

Your Joy Pee was my bed sheet,

Your Joy Pee was my bolster,

Your Joy Pee was my blanket,

Your Joy Pee was my chewing gum,

Oh bring back your Joy Pee to me, to me!

SL







On 6/16/06 11:09 AM, "Alice Chin" wrote:

MS,

So wen are you going to donate your Joy Pee to make a lamp shade for me?


SL