From: Pauline KwanDate: 09-Nov-2006 03:34
Chi....I want to come too.....room for me ?? I love your ox tail soup! I want to go shopping but I can't come down until Sunday...damn!!
Pauline
---------- message ---------- From: Yap Chi Chie
Date: 09-Nov-2006 05:54
Subject: Re: SEATTLE/VANCOUVER
Pauline
I was just kidding about going to Vancouver.
Unfortunately we had visitors that weekend. Can't make it to up there.
But you are always welcome to joint us later. I will get a few good wines ready for you.
Chi
---------- message ---------- From: Henry Wong Date: 09-Nov-2006 06:14
Subject: Re: SEATTLE/VANCOUVER
Chi,
Excellent job!!.... I have taken Paul out of this email.
I just spoke to Paul telling him to join in my local friend's birthday party at this local Japanese rest on Friday night 7:30pm.
Paul have no idea that you are coming.
Make sure you get a pen and paper when you walk into the Japanese Rest, pretend to be the waitress and you can take my order first and then turn to Paul for his order.
Paul may clue in if he sees Matt...
Matt can you stay in the corner? or perhaps take spy video of Chi taking Paul's order.
Matt friend's Garfield can just join us at the table right away.
This will be fun!!
Henry.
PS. Hi ASS gang, like my secret plan? Hopefully Paul doesn't suspect what's going on.
From: Pauline Kwan Date: 09-Nov-2006 06:32
I'm so confused tonight :)
From: Yap Chi Chie Date: 09-Nov-2006 06:17
Matt and Garfield can sit at other table first.
From: Pauline Kwan Date: 09-Nov-2006 06:33
I need a drink now....:)
From: Henry Wong Date: 09-Nov-2006 06:24
Good idea!... otherwise Paul be wondering why is this strange White guy loitering in the Rest.
From: Peter V. Y. Lo Date: 09-Nov-2006 06:44
Subject: Re: SEATTLE/VANCOUVER
Murtabak Sing,
You are a true blue arse-hole bandit. I bow to you, King of Brokeback Mountain.
Pete Lo
From: Danny Ho
Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 6:02 AM
Subject: SEATTLE/VANCOUVER Secret OPS
He, he, he!!!!
OBVIOUSLY you have survived the Ontario HUNTER, Henry!!!
Henry Wong wrote:
Danny!!
I'm Alive & Kicking....
What time is it Mr. Moose Hunter???
What's da matter... lost your Remington?
Naanaaanaa...
MS.
PS. I am more afraid of Croc ... we are borrowing his beautiful wife for lunch tomorrow. What the heck... I'll just say Paul have some unfinished high school Lomance.
From: Eve Lee
Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 5:27 PM
Subject: Re: SEATTLE/VANCOUVER Secret OPS
Wow!!! Secret service spy Ah Wong Suk .....
Why not get Chi to give Paul a big kiss? He'd think the waitress gives extra service!
Eve
Yap Chi Chie wrote:
hehehe MN
too funny!!
Its too close to Christmas, I don't want him to fell off his chair and break any of his bone.
Chi
From: Eve Lee
Sent: Sunday, November 12, 2006 10:31 PM
Well, did you or did you not?????
MN
On 11/14/06 1:32 AM, "Yap Chi Chie" wrote:
Well, MN
The plan didn't go too well.
All the way to Van we were stuck in the traffic in the pouring rain. We got there in 5 hours instead of the usual 3 1/2 hours drive.
By the time we got there, Matt lost the sprit to play. So I had to run my way to the restaurant a head of Matt and his friend.
I had to remember to remove my glasses. As I got in, I had a tough time to find Henry and trying to catch my breath. But I can tell from Paul expression he knew me right away. He was trying to confirm with Pauline, Pauline just pretend she had no idea who the hell am I?
So I had to put on a tough act which was a lousy one for Paul according to him. I finally speak out in Hakka. He was very surprised that I showed up. So much fun!!
Its so good to see another long lost friend again. I am still soaking up all that feeling.
Henry and Donna were such a great friends, great person to allow the ASS to have such an great experience to happened in the other half of our life. Hope we didn't trash their house again!!
Love you two!!
Chi
On 11/14/06 9:54 AM, "Eve Lee" wrote:
Chi,
Never mind about the blotched plan - just glad you guys had a good time catching up. It must have been a lot of fun, just like the time we met up with WF and you couldn't remember who he was. You thought he was Fung Niap! Colonial socks and all that re-emerging.
So you ransacked the Wong Castle again!?
No pix of the reunion?
MN
p/s putting Paul back into circulation again.
On 11/14/06 10:49 AM, "Henry Wong" wrote:
Eve,
I told Chi to be a Japanese waitress... and what did I get?...
A Tai Pai Tong waitress bursting in with both hands on hip.... barking " Wei... Nee Dee Yew O-dar Mud Yeah??!!"
I look more surprised than Paul.
Sorry guys... so no footage of actual moment.. but here's some pictures of the Wanton Waitress.
See how Chi becomes Su Lee (See Chopstick) when see sit next to Paul?.
Poor Garfield, professor for gifted kids (Guess which one is Matt's friend) - flew in from Washington DC, Kidnap from Seattle airport at 3:00pm, smuggled across Canadian Border, finally ate dinner at 9:00pm and Kong out on my office floor while we party at 120 Decibel inches away.
Paul left Vancouver 4 hours ago.... now probably holding on Kwan Yee's arm crying... never leave me alone with those Asses.
Henry.
On 11/14/06 12:48 PM, "Yap Chi Chie" wrote:
yi ya, last minutes, Matt doesn't want tp play. I run all the way to Restuarnt, no glasses, can not find you. So I messed up all my act and line. Gee, 3rd class movie star also no body want...
On 11/14/06 11:00 AM, "Eve Lee" wrote:
Henry,
I almost died laughing at your rendition of the Tai Pai Tong waitress. So envious of you guys. Can pic Garfield a thousand miles away...
Talk about Chi adopting Sulee's act - no wonder you said Croc will kill you. Just look at Pauline's cleavage!!!
Poor Paul! He'll never set foot in Vancouver again, with you lot there! Better come home to KK. We'll set Sulee on him
Eve
On 11/14/06 11:37 AM, "Pauline Kwan" wrote:
Eve,
What cleavage??? That's because Henry and Paul are squeezing me so hard but I loved it!! The beer did not help either.
What a weekend! Now I know why all the girls fall for Paul. When I met him for lunch on Friday, he was the perfect gentleman, speaks in perfect sentences ,so kind, so sweet, so passionate about everything that crosses his path. Kwanyee is one lucky person.
Then in comes Chi ...Paul kept asking me 'is that Chi?" out comes the chopsticks and I was lost for words......then in comes Matt with his perfect sentences to Paul....&*^%$)#...!! When I left Friday night, Paul was never going to let his family near us ASS's .
By Sunday.....Paul is talking like Matt....&%*$*#, he's licking durian off the bowl, the guys are a doing a 3some .....what a weekend. We laughed and cried like one big happy family.
As for Professor Garfield, he's never coming to Hotel Wong again.
Pauline
On 11/14/06 2:27 PM, "Larry & Rita Chang" wrote:
Hi Pauline,
I see the cleavage too! Hm......... thank goodness the Croc didn't go eh??? Now he's going to kill me. You guys look like you were having a great time. I can just picture the whole scenario. Good thing you didn't have to work the next day.
Rita
On 11/14/06 11:47 AM, "Eve Lee"
Pauline,
See what I mean I'm so envious:
You get squeezed by 2 handsome guys until your boobies pop out
You get talked dirty by a perfect gentleman
You get to witness guys in a threesome
WOW!!! What a weekend. Sulee will never forgive Chi for taking over. Paul will now go back into hibernation the next 36 years and it's all you guys' fault.....
Always thought Matt is a very good candidate of being an ASS.
Eve
On 11/14/06 12:19 PM, "Yap Chi Chie" wrote:
When we first met Paul, OMG!! We all think he just get out of church. Too goodly goodie for us.
10 minutes later, Paul was worry about how Kwan Yee handle us? As the night goes, Paul strongly think that its most secure that he kept his daughter away from the ASS. At the end of the night, he decided he would never let us meet his parent.
Sat, after long hard persuasion, Paul stayed for a night. We had Opra moment, Dr. Phil session...pouring our heart to each other. Tears and laughter till 3am. Matt ZZZzzz on the side. The next day, Matt saw Paul sleeping in the living room floor. He thought of snuggle up to him and said"butter cup, this is your lucky day". Second though, Paul has black belt.
The last day, Paul was telling us some X-rated stories..???
Donna brought out durian. Paul almost die smelling them.
When we all (including Matt) were diving into the durian, Paul finally had the gut to try out some. What did he say?
Mmmnnn(slowly licking the durian) this is better than sex!!!
That fellow was convert by us only within 3 days...
Chum loh!!Kwan Yee will be so sorry that he let her husband meet all this ass. What a sad stories..
chi
On 11/14/06 2:20 PM, "Larry & Rita Chang" wrote:
Aiya, CHi,
Kwanyee may never let Paul visit any ASS friends anymore loh! All it took was 3 days to convert him?? Good thing he was only staying such a short period of time. :-)
Love the way you described the whole visit!! Keep it coming.
Rita
From: Eve Lee
Sent: Monday, November 13, 2006 8:25 PM
Chi and all the other Van ASSes, esp Matt,
You guys have been damned to hell for corrupting the Winnipeg Bishop.
Eve
On 11/14/06 12:39 PM, "Yap Chi Chie" wrote:
Eve
I know I am at the 3 level of hell, so what's your problem???:-)))
All these year of his good parent's teaching and the wife guardian. We ruin in one weekend.
we are one hell of a damn ass!!
chi
On 11/14/06 2:18 PM, "Paul Leong" wrote:
My trip to Vancouver was very enjoyable and fun.
I call it the re – discover Paul trip. Remember it is all about me.:-))
Henry, Chi and Pauline:
I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart, for your sincere friendship, the kind of friendship that I will never be able to replace, no amount of treasure can purchase.
When I was with you, I experienced the sincere warmth and care. You helped me to remember my past life in K.K. My life is now complete. There are no missing parts.
Life is full of challenges, I don’t know where my life’s journey will take me, but I do know one thing for sure, I have a group of friends that I can share my experience with.
Henry & Donna:
You are a fantastic host, Hotel Seaforth is really the best hotel in the world.
I am glad I slept over on Saturday night, enjoying the conversation with you and Chi.
until the wee hours in the morning. It was really fun to listen and share our life experiences together.
Chi & Matt:
Never judge a book by its cover is the lesson I learnt from you.
My impression of Matt from the e-mails and videos was he is a party animal,
loves to drink, loves to take off his pant in public places to show off his white butt and
like to swear in Chinese at every opportunity. I know you still love to do all the above.:-))
I am pleasantly surprise to discover the other side of Matt. The very intelligent, goals orientated, and a family man. Chi he is a fine gentleman and you are a very lucky woman is very sense of the word. J . I am very happy for you.
Chi and Matt, thank you for driving all the way from Seattle and taking your friend
from Washington, D.C. with you. I appreciate it very much for your planned surprise
at the restaurant. You got me there for sure. That was very sweet of you and the others
who helped planned it.
Pauline, thank you very much for taking time off your busy schedule to come meet up with us for lunch and dinner on Friday, and also spending the entire afternoon on Sunday.
I appreciate it; especially you had prior engagement that weekend.
I enjoyed your company very much. You are still as sweet and as beautiful as you were in Form 1 & 2. The 1998 reunion had really brought the Ass classmates closer together. I am glad I am now benefiting from it.
Pauline, I truly believe 90% of one's happiness or miseries depends on the person we are married to. Wally loves you so much and always put you first.
I think you are very lucky, the rest really does not matter.
Well, it is late, and I will sign for now. Take good care everyone and thank you again for the fabulous time.
Regards, Paul.
On 11/14/06 2:24 PM, "Eve Lee" wrote:
Hi Paul,
I'm glad you've been baptised into the fire of the Ass' spirit of friendship and comaraderie. Keep up the spirit.
MN
On 11/14/06 2:46 PM, "Paul Leong" wrote:
Yes, Mui Ngo, I am converted. I am not sure if it is a good thing. :-))).
From: Eve Lee
Sent: Monday, November 13, 2006 11:13 PM
Paul,
Your life has changed because of one weekend! Let's put it this way, you are now connected with Asses throughout the world. Now isn't that a good thing?
Your life has become so much richer because you know you have friends in every corner of the globe who not only take you for who you are, but also watch out for you. Friends who will rejoice with you in your triumph and cry with you in your despair. Best of all, friends to party with for 3 days non-stop!!
MN
--- Cathy Fung Siew Moi wrote:
Re: DATUK WONG'S BIG BOY TOYSPaul,
Are you as gentle as all the sentences you wrote ? You informed MS in such a short time of your going to Vancouver that i have no time to prepare myself of meeting you guys there. Next time, please plan it earlier to see if i am able to join you guys. I am so glad you had great fun, you now experienced the craziness of the gangs, are you sure you are still in a whole piece, not missing any parts of your body or leaving behind anything ? Chi left her dai foo in KK. You are wise you didn't bring your wife and kids. Will meet up with you and the gangs one day.
SM
--- Yap Chi Chie wrote:
Paul,
Thank you for the kind words. My impression of you before the Vancouver trip was that Saturday
Night Fever dancing gigolo from the Reunion video. After many deep and humorous conversions this past weekend, I discovered you are a truly enjoyable person to be around.
When Paul spoke, his stories at times brought forth a sense of happiness in the group like when you find a naked man all alone handcuffed to a tree in a forest. At other times, Paul's stories created such excitement among us, it was like the feeling that grabs you when you call in sick to work and then drive across town to have hot sex with your boss's wife. Finally, Paul's sad tales made us feel rage and indignation like when you go to your mistress's home one evening for lobster and then find out the next day that she also served you a side order of crabs.
Here's to you Paul -- bright and golden, pointed toward the sky -- Our Delicate Winnipeg Buttercup.
Matt
P.S. Pauline, a few buttercups will cover up that cleavage.
P.S.S. Eve and SuLee, see what fun awaits you in the US and Canada.
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